January 20th, 2011 at 5:27PM
aka Mike Danger: Open letter to Will Smith

akamikedanger:

Dear Will,

Can I be totally frank with you? Drink bleach. While you’re at it, spike some fertilizer in your family’s OJ. This shit has got to stop.

I can actually forgive you for your brand of music prior to “Men In Black”. I once “got jiggy” and I have even been to a couple of your “films”.

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January 19th, 2011 at 11:56PM
jessicachu: OMG AMAZING HAHAHA Muah

jessicachu:

OMG AMAZING HAHAHA

Muah

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January 12th, 2011 at 3:21PM
Currently out my office window.

Currently out my office window.

January 12th, 2011 at 2:51PM
#i AM special
January 11th, 2011 at 5:31PM

I know where the brilliant execs at NBC got the idea for that piece of shit “The Cape”

clip very related

2 notes #lets get DANGERous
January 11th, 2011 at 4:25PM
hugparty: I installed a new green case and green trackball for my blackberry last night, and this of course required me to change the wallpaper and ringtone to AIRWOLF.  THIS PEOPLE IS THEEEEEE IDEAL WOMAN! Well played aww…well played.

hugparty:

I installed a new green case and green trackball for my blackberry last night, and this of course required me to change the wallpaper and ringtone to AIRWOLF. 

THIS PEOPLE IS THEEEEEE IDEAL WOMAN! Well played aww…well played.

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7 notes #smitten
January 10th, 2011 at 10:00PM
3 Men and a Baby is on HBO Family as we speak.  Picture related.

3 Men and a Baby is on HBO Family as we speak. 

Picture related.

#guttenbergian
January 10th, 2011 at 4:52PM

Prestige is on the Tumblrzes!!!

Danger is like fucking VISA….everywhere you want to be. Or one day hope to be.

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January 10th, 2011 at 2:35PM
hugparty: meredithbklyn: icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: markcoatney: Reba! On Tumblr! REBA! Shiiiiiiiit! FANCY. HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE FANCY REBLOG THIS NOWWWWW I’ve met FANCY. She has the most flawless skin I have ever seen on a human*. *seems like a reasonable facsimile but I don’t think she is from this world. 

hugparty:

meredithbklyn:

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:

markcoatney:

Reba! On Tumblr!

REBA! Shiiiiiiiit!

FANCY.

HERE’S YOUR ONE CHANCE FANCY REBLOG THIS NOWWWWW

I’ve met FANCY. She has the most flawless skin I have ever seen on a human*.

*seems like a reasonable facsimile but I don’t think she is from this world. 

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January 10th, 2011 at 2:26PM

PORTLAND! Home of the Trailblazers and bands I’m not kewl enough to know about.

#Grizzly Bear is cooler no?